May 17th, 2007
Dear American Apparel
Penned by
molly in
Enough
Cut it out. Seriously. This supposed swimsuit doesn’t even look good on the model. This combination of porno Xanadu and weight lifter is not working. There is sexy and there is tacky and then there is wrong.
You’re right. It’s not even flattering on tiny little pretty little her! It wouldn’t even work with something under it. It’s like the swimsuit jessica alba is wearing on the cover of GQ this month. Heeeeedeously unflattering, which is tough to do on Ms. Alba.
The model looks pained.
I’ve thought about it and the only possible excuse for making a garment like this is so a man like Bryce or Teiwaz can stumble around in it after a 3 day bender…ultimate wrongness.