Molly Bloom knows style

Normally I nudge people toward finding their own personal style. But there are times when you want to blend in and be anonymous. Just ask this guy who was arrested for robbing a bank because police recognized his Members Only jacket. Members Only is an especially humorous choice given their 1980s slogan, “When you put it on something happens.” As if that weren’t enough of a tip-off, it’s clearly a bad idea to rob a bank in the same clothes you wore when your parole officer photographed you. After being released from the pokey for robbing a bank. In a Members Only jacket.

If you’re seriously considering robbing a bank, my advice is to dress simply and unremarkably. All black could be good if you’re in an urban environment; coveralls or flannel would work well in more rural areas. It really goes against my nature to say this but wear exactly what everyone else is wearing. Blend in and then get the hell out of Dodge.

Ski masks are a good way of obscuring your visage. The pantyhose-over-the-face thing is creepy, ditto the Nixon mask. You’ll want some comfy shoes for your getaway. As for accessories, don’t wear anything that will get you recognized. Remember to cover any identifying marks such as tattoos and scars. Don’t forget luggage for toting all that money. Again, look for something nondescript like a gym bag. A roller bag could work well if you have problems lifting heavy things.

Good luck and don’t quit your day job.