Test Drive: Skinny Pants
To be blunt, I’m a top-heavy kind of girl. Not fat or hippy or pear-shaped, I am busty. I need something on the bottom to balance out all that top action. Boot-cut or wide-legged pants are great options, as are A-line skirts.
Regardless of body type, I am a very stylish girl. I like to keep up with the times. I was dubious of skinny jeans as soon as they started creeping their way into boutiques. Audrey Hepburn’s skinny black bohemian pants made an adorable outfit, just not one meant for me. But there she was, smiling and looking so perky with the ponytail and the black turtleneck and those skinny straight-legged pants. I wear a fierce ponytail and look quite shapely in a turtleneck sweater. I had to try the pants.
And I looked like Peg Bundy. There was no way around it, the skinny pants made my chest look even bigger. Maybe moon boots would balance out the torpedoes, but that’s a look no one wants to see.
There is one thing a busty 5′3″ lady wears well: curves. Hussah!
i’m skeptical of any article of clothing whose name says ‘hey fattie, what part of SKINNY don’t you understand”
skinny latte, do-able
skinny jeans, give a girl a break already.
spit on my computer funny, mahry! but why oh why did you take a pass on sniping The Gap trying ( again ) and failing (again) to appropriate someone else’s look and cool ( Hepburn, Lenny Kravitz, etc ) with their over the top skinny black pant campaign? And while we’re kvetching about the Fisher Fashion Empire, can someone please tell Banana Republic they were cooler when they sold those expedition vests, rather than dot.fashion.for.the.masses sleek stretch crap?
thanks for trying these out! i, too, am 5′3″ and pretty damn busty. i’m up for anything that will give me the illustion of feeling (& presumably looking!) like audrey hepburn. i knew it was a ruse! damn them!
Thank you for being fashionable & agreeing that these pants stink. I knew the skinny jeans would not look good on me & I have been protesting them ever since I first saw them. I look forward to the day when skinny jeans are a fashion laugh in a few years!
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